‘Hardware Paints,’ which is just ’round the bend from Bay Ridge’s most famous eccentric building super, Richard Martin, is also home to one of the neighborhood’s most cockeyed characters in the local hardware business – Seymour.

Seymour’s nondescript, old-style Hardware Paint store is better known to Bay Ridgeites as the store with over 10,000 items.

The ‘Carnac‘ of hardware, Seymour can match almost any sized nut, bolt, or screw in less than 5 minutes.