At 4,300.00 per nut [and mounting legal fees], ‘Kristen‘ goes down as the most expensive piece of Bridge and Tunnel ass in New York State history.

Kristen, seen here courtesy of SmokingGun.com, joins the ranks of other celebs who’ve had their whoredom become synonymous with the high seas.

Kristen’s MySpace Page, first uncovered yesterday by the New York Times, reveals an intimate portrait of a young aspiring musician, who, unlike those she counts among her many musical influences – such as Etta James, Aretha Franklin, Celine Dion, Frank Sinatra – would, sadly, only find instrumental notoriety playing the disgraced ex-Governor’s rusty-trombone.

In today’s New York Post, Kristen was asked that in this difficult time she not be viewed as a ‘monster’ – simply as the most exquisite piece of ass to ever come out of a trailer park in Bayonne, New Jersey.

Kristen wasted no time embracing her new found rise to international stardom, seen here hitching her wagon to the star of Bay Ridge’s own celebrity super, Richard Martin
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In brief remarks made prior to departing his 3rd avenue apartment, Martin said of his new companion and state scandal:

“I don’t give a shit. I hope this fucking whore can push a broom and wash my teeth… the people in this fucking building are nuttin’ but a bunch of filthy pigs… we’re goin’ to Home Depot to pick up those big black garbage bags… I’m putting my tenants in the bags, and the garbage in the apartments… let’s see how those filthy mutha-fucka’s like it then!”

As of this morning, reports are that ex-Governor Elior Spitzer has been officially kicked out of the marital bed he shared with wife, Silda Wall Spitzer, in their luxurious Manhattan apartment [sometimes crash pad under the name, Sheldon Bernstein] for over 20 years.

Publically, Silda is still seen standing faithfully by Eliot – despite the sharp rebuke of New York’s other great whore, Andrea Pyser.

The former first-lady of NY has given no indication she intends on actually divorcing the embattled ex Gov – at least until his current legal troubles are over.

more from: Gawker, Spitzer on Colbert Report night before Whore Tryst