Is it possible Queens’ infamous Kalua Strip Club has a stricter door policy than Joe Francis’ Girls Gone Wild Tour?

That all depends on whether allegations made by Ashley Alexandre Dupre’s lawyer, Don Buchwald, as to the wayward runaway, turned high priced hooker’s age are true.

Yesterday, Bay Ridge’s own Daily News reporter, Matthew Lysiak, was himself a headliner; first on 770AM’s Curtis Sliwa, and later that day on MSNBC where he was grilled on reports that it was him, and not as initially reported one-time perp/ smut-0maven CEO of GGW, Joe Francis, that connected Kristen-the-Whore [Ashley Dupre] to the the Girls Gone Wild video enterprise.

Joe Francis quickly withdrew a 1 million dollar offer to Ashley Dupre after being tipped off by a “reporter” [later revealed on Curits Sliwa's program to be Bay Ridge's own Matthew Lysiak] who discovered Ashley’s relationship with GGW in the course of trying to pin down her actual age.

Lysiak was later thanked by the porn-perp for his research by giving exclusives to TMZ and rival publication NYPost’s Page Sex Six.

According to sources close to Francis’ media empire, Joe Francis has not only admitted to having sex (numerous times) with Ashely Youmans [Kristen the Whore] – but those close to Francis say he remembers her often, and fondly as:

“Absolutely the best 18 year old he’s ever had sex with… she was so much hotter back then, than she is now… but she was absolutely a total slut, she had sex with the camera guy… and you’d be glad you had her back then, rather than getting Eliot Spitzer’s sloppy one-thousandths.“

If prison is, as some say, a revolving door; Joe Francis may not want to get too comfortable breathing that clean, ‘free air’ – or NOT being repeatedly raped by men.

As fate would have it, Kristen- the- Whore’s attorney, Don Buchwald, is saying that his client who was apparently road-ass for Girls Gone Wild CEO Joe Francis, the grips, food services, etc – was NOT, as Francis thought, eighteen years old!

Don Buchwald issued a statement saying that Ashley was [grab a chair] only Seventeen at the time she signed her consent form.

Ashley’s age, and the fact that she was caught drinking a beer not sanctioned by Girls Gone Wild producers, may have had something to do with the abrupt end to her career being used as a specimen cup by GGW enterprises.

Joe Francis, 18 is NOT your lucky number!

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