Bay Ridge celeb-super and overnight publicity-whore, Richard Martin, was knocked clean from his tabloid perch today, as he was no match for the very ‘real’ whoring of New York State Governor Eliot Spitzer, who admitted (in so many words) to having been a client of a recently foiled international prostitution ring – Emperor VIP Club.

Spitzer, better known to the whores of Emperor VIP as Client 9, reportedly paid up to $5500 dollars for full GFE with an escort named “Kristen,” as recently as February 13th, at Washington DC’s ritzy Mayflower Hotel.

Kristen was warned by her Emperors Club handlers, en route to her tryst with Spitzer, that “Client 9″ might make requests of prostitutes “[she] might not think were safe.”

For all you sex-fans, wiki describes unsafe sex as:

• the practice of sex without protection from STDs

• the practice of sex without protection from pregnancy

Safe sex practices became prominent in the late 1980s as a result of the AIDS epidemic.

Interestingly, in 2002, Spitzer’s office issued subpoenas to 24 non-profit crisis pregnancy centers that sought to dissuade women from having abortions… Spitzer’s office contended that the centers used deceptive advertising and were practicing medicine without a license.

It’s since been confirmed by the Associated Press that it was Spitzer’s preference to not wear a condom in his meetings with Kristen…

But Kristen, according to court papers, was ready for super-freaky Spitzer:

“I have a way of dealing with that…. I’d be like, ‘Listen, dude, you really want the sex?’… You know what I mean,” said Kristen.

Such is the life of misunderstood genius; Governor Spitzer, much like our own Richard Martin, has gained something of a reputation for being “difficult,” that is until the Governor found his co-equal in the many erogenous orifices of the $4300 Hooker with the Heart of Gold, who said she ‘liked’ the Governor, and did not think him difficult:

“I’m here for a purpose… I know what my purpose is… I’m not a moron…so maybe that’s why girls maybe think he’s difficult… let’s not get things twisted”

For those of you who may not remember:

Richard Martin is an eccentric Bay Ridge building superintendent who gained overnight notoriety for writing colorful letters to his building tenants calling them “stupid, retarded sissys” for being less than cooperative in their garbage disposal habits.

Spitzer is an Ivy League educated son of wealthy New York Real Estate magnets, married with three daughters, our 54th Governor, and evidently has an insatiable appetite for ‘unprotected‘ sex with high priced prostitutes – possibly in the butt.

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