So imagine our surprise when we learned this wasn’t our run of the mill Gregory/Queen of the Hotel Hits stabbing!

This week, three would-be robbers who’d been boosting everything from designer jeans from Image sportswear, to cases of Red Bull from a local deli, finally met their match when trying to heist two thousand dollars worth of cigarettes from 5th avenue’s S&J meat market.

It was there where S&J’s owners — one armed with a machete, the other armed with a 6 inch boning knife — would bring the crew’s crime spree to an abrupt halt, after both victims gave chase eventually apprehending two out of the three robbers.

One brother reportedly telling Fox Five News: ‘my knife was bigger than his knife… he was begging for the police.’

The third suspect was later apprehended by cops after the victims called him on a cell phone recovered from the scene.