Well, here’s a shock…. Whitney Houston never heard of Bay Ride Ginzoloon hot-spot, Pazzo – except to say that she will most definitely not be playing the club, according to this morning’s Brooklyn Paper.

Now, you can probably take the news a couple of ways.

On one hand, Whitney’s doing better than we thought for NOT having to play the Guidofied all you can eat, surf ‘n’ turf spot.

On the other – Bay Ridge’s Pazzo must be in some rough shape if they have to resort to running a sham publicity campaign, promising an artist whose only recent ‘hit‘ probably came from ex-beau Bobby Brown!

Pazzo’s owners couldn’t be reached for comment; probably because “DA PHONE DON’T F’N WORK, because somebody (I DUNNO WHO) fuhgotta pay d fuck’n Verizon!!!”

(photo courtesy: The Brooklyn Paper)