According to the Brooklyn Eagle, the death of a 99th street man last week is no longer considered murder. Which is amazing murder was even considered at all!

Apparently the death of 39-yr old Waldemar Gaba in a 99th street apartment is being declared an accident, almost a week after he was found in a friend’s apartment, dead, with blunt trauma to the back of his head!

Gaba’s body was discovered early Thursday afternoon after authorities received a phone call from a woman believed to be Gaba’s mother. The fact that it can’t be confirmed whether the woman in question is Gaba’s mother should only inspire confidence in the thoroughness of the investigation!

Gaba, who, according to fellow party-goers, was partying-hearty the night of Sept. 10th – obviously drinking the 9/11 blues away – got really drunk, fell, hit his head, and died.

Like so many others, everybody wants to go to the party, but no one wanted to stay and clean up – because no one else noticed the guy with blunt force trauma to the back of the head while on their way out!?

The Eagle goes on to report that firefighters went to the residence and were forced to break down the door to gain entry. Detectives and police officers from the precinct quickly converged at the scene. Because of the nature of the injury, homicide was initially suspected.

Although the City Medical Examiner has yet to rule an official cause of death – much like a suicide by duct tape, or multiple self-inflicted gunshot wounds – the Eagle reports detectives are leaning towards an “accident. “