While on the subject of preservation and how useless the Bay Ridge down zone was, what better time to check in with the same cocksuckers who singlehandedly disfigured what was at one time a quaint picturesque block on 87th street, with a second house masquerading as a ‘lot line extension?’

Well, no time like the present!

No surprises here tho, preservation fans, that even after the DOB threatened possible criminal liability should the Cunningham’s not dismantle their fucked-up lot line extension – the spite house still lives to spite us!

What gives?

No preservationist ballyhoo and pot banging!?

Surely this is enough to offend even the sensibilities of the most casual observer… AND it appears to have been done all for profit!

Their neighbors, the Gershons (see: house right, robbed of all natural light and diminishing property values), where are their advocates!?

Where’s their BLOG!?

Oh, that’s right. You’re hypocrites – all of ya!

We know it ain’t no parsonage on a limestone block where a bunch of itinerant assholes carved out curb cuts – but c’mon, surely it’s worthy of one piece of Tupperware being banged!

Well, now 87th street is really fucked… because if the stucco clad box permeating our nabe isn’t going to kill bay ridge, Dyker Heights design sensibilities will, as it appears the floodgates are open and the levee broke!

Directly across the street, apparently the vice-presidents of bad taste and ‘let’s put stucco on everything’ have moved in to turn another small, old-timey looking house into Ceaser’s.