According to the Home Reporter, CB 10’s president fears ‘Johns‘ will migrate from Sunset Park – which, as we all know, is the only place in South Brooklyn where there’s prostitution – to reinvigorate old humpin’ grounds like Wakeman Place, or where the highway and 3rd avenue intersect by the 68th precinct house.

Hey, Home Reporter: rather than worrying about the return of the $20 dollar blowjob in Bay Ridge, how about hiring a layout editor who wouldn’t make it look like the woman with the dog had anything to do with your riveting exposé blowing the lid off the great jerk-off case of 2008.