In Paxen films’ latest short, the self proclaimed Mayor of Bay Ridge, Mike ‘Bay Rizz’ Rizzo, cruises 3rd avenue to deconstruct Bay Ridge nightlife and ’stop the violence.’

In the most uncomfortable 4 minutes of screen-time since ‘I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry:’ Rizzo somehow loses two large African-American bouncer-type gentlemen he travels with at the Blue Zoo Lounge; discovers the Salty Dog is still a good place for degenerate meatheads to hook up with Bay Ridge dingbats who have less self-esteem than they do PlanB; and there’s a place called Cafe Remy where even a guy dressed like Dick Vernon can apparently get laid.